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Great things to say during intercourse:

Yes, this is agreeable

Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs

What a surprising twist!

Aren’t human beings remarkable?

Splendid.

satanismyhomeboii:

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bitterboob:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever holy fuck

She should be on a commercial!

This will be me friday morning.

lipstickhipsandheels:

i think this was my fave.

methylbenzene:

angerpainfearagression:

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